BURGESS!!!!

We recently had a chance to catch up with this living legend at one of his numerous book signings. He was at Waterstones in Bluewater for this particular meet and greet. After waiting for over 3 hours in a queue that extended from the back of the shop, all the way down to John Lewis and then all the way through John Lewis to the entrance to the carpark, we finally managed to get a glimpse of the man himself; his blonde cut just about visible in a sea of people. As we clutched onto our copy of his new bestseller, “How to become a cult hero in one second” forwarded by Steven Gerrard, author of the book, “How to become a cult hero in ten years” we decided what question to ask the man once we finally got to meet him. An hour passed, we had plenty of time to think about it.

Finally, we reached the front of the line. Our eyes beamed as the numerous security guards allowed us past. We were here, standing in front of BURGESS!!!!
“Billy, just how do you do it?" one quivering lipped fan from behind me asked. BURGESS!!!! Simply smiled and pointed towards a TV screen on the wall besides him. What we were to see would change our lives forever.